dearblackie

A very offensive collection of helpful advice. When in doubt, write to dearblackie.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Liar Liar

PANTS ON FIRE!!

Monday, October 23, 2006

Riddle me this

What kind of man can only win when all of the rules of the game are taken away?



Answer:

He's not a man at all. He's a spoiled child.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

While My Guitar Gently Weeps

George Harrison wrote this, I don't know, probably close to 25 years ago. It is still a very good question.

I look at you all see the love there that's sleeping
While my guitar gently weeps
I look at the floor and I see it need sweeping
Still my guitar gently weeps

I don't know why nobody told you
how to unfold you love
I don't know how someone controlled you
they bought and sold you

I look at the world and I notice it's turning
While my guitar gently weeps
With every mistake we must surely be learning
Still my guitar gently weeps

I don't know how you were diverted
you were perverted too
I don't know how you were inverted
no one alerted you


I look at you all see the love there that's sleeping
While my guitar gently weeps
I look at you all
Still my guitar gently weeps