Network Whiz

Dear Blackie:
I'm a networking whiz who can't keep people from
head-hunting me. Theycall me at all hours of the night and day.
Fred and I are on a first-name basis. I currently have a spiffy
job but now I think I'm going to cash it in and take another
spiffier job because I'm that good and because they're going to
pay me more. I mean, these people don't even care that I can't
spell Cisco. They just want me. Besides being the network
queen, I also have a nice new town house and I drive a snazzy
little Mazda--2005 model. I got the sport interior
and everything. My question is: now that I have
my life in order, do you think I'll be able to get custody of
both dogs?

Signed,

GoinOwsiiiyToDriveTheMaz


Dear Crazy Whore,
You had better find yourself a place to work and stay there. What makes you think you know anything about networking? You don't even know how to lay fiber or build a log home. You couldn't reproduce a wallet with help from your mom. One of these days you are going to stay working somewhere longer than 10 minutes and they are going to figure out that you don't know OSPF from JSYN. What kind of idiot buys a car BEFORE they start a new job? You are asking for trouble, dumbass. You don't owe enough money already? You haven't even paid for that couch that had dickjuice on it five minutes after you got it shoved through your front door. You think you are hot shit living in a townhouse but you make your guests sleep on a couch and serve them half-eaten quesadillas. Oh yeah, you got a lotta class. Keep putting on the big show and you are going to fall flat on your face in the gutter where you belong. You will probably end up moving to Moberly with that prick husband of yours. Asshole!!!

Get lost!!!

Blackie