Quiet Please

Dear Blackie:
If Dutch doesn't shut his pie hole I'm going to stab him in the tongue with an extremely sharp instrument of telephony.
Signed,

Quiet Please

Dear Entry level person and mere student worker,

I know this is probably much too important and detailed a task for you lower level employees, but perhaps you can struggle through it. You might want to go over to my friend's cube and jabber at her endlessly about non important things. She loves that. She especially loves to hear people complaining about how they are so mistreated and underpaid. While you are there, make sure you ask her lots and lots of really stupid questions about how you can set up your own web site. If you have the tools, you might want to be playing Dave Matthews in the background, she loves Dave Matthews and his distinct percussive style.

Signed,

STFU