iNeed an iDrink and to listen to some iTunes

Dear Blackie:

It's that pesky law student again. I mean, I don't know why we pay him, he is such a loser. He knows nothing about Windows and he thinks SMS is a school in Missouri. He has little regard for the wonderful world of telecom and no regard for Macs -- my two favorite things in the world!

How will he ever become manager of the used to be Desktop Support Group if he doesn't kiss up and wear bow ties? Oh right, he's going to have a law degree. I forgot about that. No place for those guys in this organization since we always do everything by the book.

Why, he can't even dress. His hat makes him look like a five-year old and his shirts are always wrinkled. His friend 'I brusie like a peach' even said so and he is the epitome of well-dressed. Don't you think?

Signed,

I need a drink right now

Dear Sober Sucker,

Am I having a Deja-Vu or have you already sent me this same email once before? Or something very much like it......

At any rate, you are right. He should wear his hair like you and dress in pink. He should live and breathe Mac and Apple and become certified in iHate and iDrink as well as the entire iTunes suite. Forget that stupid SMS stuff, they should call it iCrashOften. As for the defunct Desktop Support group, they are doomed. By the time iSuck gets finished with them, they won't exist at all under any name.

As long as he is pursuing his iSue education, he will be always there helping you understand things like why streaming video must support camera phones. They also need to support iPods, especially the really cool U2 edition.

As for your love of Telecom, you need serious therapy. Those jackasses can't get over themselves and are whining themselves right out of iJobs. They are the losers, if you ask me, which you did, so I am telling you.

That law students shirts are wrinkled, unlike yours because has a life, you know, one of those living, breathing real-world existences? He doesn't concern himself with iRoning, or iJeeps, or iTelecom. The iBruise easily Peach-boy can wear anything and get away with it because he is an entry level employee doing very technical things.

Now leave me alone,

Blackie