Cover Girl

Dear Blackie:

I wore my hair down today. Several people have given me weird looks and
then decided they knew me. Jorgie told me...well...never mind. BFC told
me I was dressed up, save for the jeans. Nik thinks I'm cute. I think I
look like I could be turned upside down and used for a mop.

What do you think?

Signed,

Cover Girl


Dear Medusa,

What do I think? I think I am going to take up smoking just so I can lean
up against something, sigh loudly while blowing the smoke out my face and
say in a very drab, dull, uninterested voice, "Jules is the queen of useless
information".

I think you are lucky that LM isn't following you around with a pair of
scissors threatening to cut off that mop like she did your best friend Imsoanut.

I think that you are just going around LSB with your hair and your dumb look
trying to stir everyone up and you love the attention. I think you are
going to wear everyone out.

I think that you should stop bothering me with your little hair problems
while I am dealing with my own personal nookular hollowcost. Why don't you
come stand next to me and all that hair will just melt off?

I think that you should put your hair back into that militant lesbian look
and quit teasing all the little nerdy boys. Just think of all the laundry
you have caused looking so great.

My question to you is:

Do you think its quiet at the Deaf Institute?

Fuck off,

Blackie